Brittney & KFed

Ohh Lawd!!! Jus TELL me I knew this shit commin! Why KFed gotta be all acting like a little bitch - demanding da Kids AND money from Brittney? Gurrrl, you need bash KFed upside his greasy head & let each one of his chirren kick him square in da balls so he can't be makin' no mo babies! Lawd!

We all know the fucker want Brittney money so he can pay his OTHER baby momma, Char, child support. See, THAT'S how a sista treats her low down dirty dog of a man! But, i gots to give Brit credit, the gurl dumped his ass over a Text message. Dayumm! That COLD!!!

Black Vanilla

Ma cuzzin, Black Vanilla, in town from da ATL ya'll. We gon' be tearin' it up yo! I got's to TELL ya'll 'bout Black Vanilla, she be my girl, WC's, biggest fan yo! Black Vanilla is little country girl from the Chattahoochie River Valley jus nawth of Atlanta, Georgia. She be all meek and timid, till da bitch met WC...then her life change foreva! She be up in ATL all dis time, savin' her dollas (I ain't gon say HOW the bitch earn tha money) and she finally move down to Da Hills to stay in my crib. It good, tho, cuz Black Vanilla crazy COUNTRY. The gurl done gon so far as to bring her daddy shotgun along wit her...at her daddy's request. My Unc's a Crazy Cracker, yo! Anywayz, back to Black Vanilla...

She ugly, but she beautiful inside. The girl born HAIRY, ya'll. But I ain't hold her hairyness against her, I just tell people she British. She Country, but she ain't stupid niether. The girl heps me write my Blogs, yo! So, without further adoo, I give you...BLACK VANILLA!

Da Hills

Now ya'll know I be likin' to get my her did at tha Magik Mally mall, but dis otha day when my feets was too crusty to be werin' open toed shoes and my ass was all bloated from the all you can eat rib fest down as Big Red's Juke Joint, i can't see what shoe I be werin' till some beyatch hollas at me "Damn, Girl, you wearin yo Reebok high tops!" Ohh Lawd! Dem weren't MY reebok high tops, ya'll. Dem was Artel's reeboks from round the way. He be at my crib da other nite smokin' a blunt wit me, den we fell sleep on my couch. I woke up to Artel tounge in my titties, then ya'll know I had to push his sorry ass out my house. Fool didn't take his shoes, cuz I had my machete after his sorry ass. Anyways, I guess I be wearin his shoes instead my owns. Lawd hav mercy!!

Tha otha day when I be ridin' down Pine Hills Rd, I be seein' some white lady runnin like po-po afta her ass. Sure enough, po po WAS after the skinny white girl. Seems she be in trouble cuz she show her coochie to mens on the corner of Silver Star & Pine Hills Rd. Lawd, chile! I coulda tol' her skinny white ass you don't show the coochie 'till AFTER you trick pay. Stupid white girl.

Tha Sucka MC

Trick Daddy Rabbit try to hustle and flow,
without really knowing that he a male hoe,
Try to dis WC and Lady S with a weak ass rhyme,
Don't even know why I'm wastin my time.
See dis fool try to be a playa and Pimp,
But all he got goin for him is a dick with a Limp.
He sayin we bring him money and game,
but Laquisha the only hoe workin fo his name.
So Daddy Rabbit got his hoe but she just tripe,
while he out trying to front...riding his BIKE!

Bow Down Bitches!

That's right. You heard me! Da Ho with da Flow is on the scene, so ya'll best watch the fuck out! Now, I started dis blog, cuz I seen some fool tryin to call himself a Pimp named Daddy Rabbit talkin' shit 'bout my girl, White Chocolate! Ima tell this cracker now, he best leave WC alone, or he'll make me have my girl 5 Dolla hold my purse, then it's on. Next time my ass up in da O-R-L, i'ma find this daddy rabbit fool; then he gon wish he never said anything about WC.

Now, how dis fool gonna come out and try to call my girl out on the internet like that? Saying she trailer trash and she best move her shit back up, huh? What he gonna do? Nothin, that's what. Oh, and he can't even try to trip & call my ass out, cuz I'ma say it like this: I'm a hoe, I know I'm a hoe cuz I like the dick, and I loves to find dick anywhere I can cuz it tastes so goooood. So, what you gonna say NOW, Daddy Rabbit?

I thought so!