Black Vanilla

Ma cuzzin, Black Vanilla, in town from da ATL ya'll. We gon' be tearin' it up yo! I got's to TELL ya'll 'bout Black Vanilla, she be my girl, WC's, biggest fan yo! Black Vanilla is little country girl from the Chattahoochie River Valley jus nawth of Atlanta, Georgia. She be all meek and timid, till da bitch met WC...then her life change foreva! She be up in ATL all dis time, savin' her dollas (I ain't gon say HOW the bitch earn tha money) and she finally move down to Da Hills to stay in my crib. It good, tho, cuz Black Vanilla crazy COUNTRY. The gurl done gon so far as to bring her daddy shotgun along wit her...at her daddy's request. My Unc's a Crazy Cracker, yo! Anywayz, back to Black Vanilla...

She ugly, but she beautiful inside. The girl born HAIRY, ya'll. But I ain't hold her hairyness against her, I just tell people she British. She Country, but she ain't stupid niether. The girl heps me write my Blogs, yo! So, without further adoo, I give you...BLACK VANILLA!